H-10

selamat siang blog! hari ini gue.... nggak kenapa kenapa tuh :|

mengingat udah H-10 UN! HIYAAAAAAAAA! gila lo 10 hari lagi UN mameeen uyee uyee *kok seneng sih* iya lah musti seneng soalnya abis UN kan nganggur gue bisa kerja part time gitu, atau bisa dagang lagi dengan leluasa tanpa harus keganggu jam belajar sekolah :D doakan saya yah teman teman! semoga UN saya berhasil dan keterima di PTN (amin ya Allah)

hari ini gue belajar Fisika 5 jam loh! guess what? ya ampun pusing banget -_- iyalah gue keracunan fisika, cuman karena udah hari hari terakhir yaudah lah nikmatin aja :D toh kuliah gue gak akan ngerasain masa masa indah kayak gini lagi. huhuhuhu jadi sedih deh akyuuu. maaf yah pak Ismail, kalo pelajaran bapak saya ngerjain buku MTK bukannya buku fisika, ya abis gimana lg pak saya nggak suka Fisika dan nggak ngerti Fisika :( drpd saya nganggur melongo cengo gitu meningan ngerjain yg lain yegak :p (iyadong)

sumpah deh bakalan kangen banget sama temen - temen gue, thanks banget udah membuat gue berkesan selama 3 tahun, bener bener angkatan yang kompak! punya solideritas yang tinggi dan..... TOP OF THE TOP! pokoknya gue gak pernah nyesel kenal sama temen temen kayak kalian, baik, terus apalagi yah, banyak deh. huhuhuhuhu andai kita 1 kampus lg yah bareng2 :( pokoknya kita semua nanti semoga bisa jadi org yang sukses! lulus UN 100% dan masuk PTN yang diinginkan :) semoga "kamu" masuk UI juga yah prince charming. ihihihihihi :3 :3 :3

ayooo semangat para calon wisudawan wisudawati tahun 2010/2011 :D kita semua pasti bisa pakai kebaya bareng bareng di hari H nanti :D i'm gonna miss you all xoxoxo <3 <3

MISTAKE'S THEORY

from http://nicejokes.blogspot.com

If a barber makes a mistake,It's a new style...

If a driver makes a mistake,It is an accident...

If a doctor makes a mistake,It's an operation...

If a engineer makes a mistake,It is a new venture...

If parents makes a mistake,It is a new generation...

If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law...

If a scientist makes a mistake,It is an new invention...

If a tailor makes a mistake,It is a new fashion...

If a teacher makes a mistake, It is a new theory...

If our Project Leader makes a mistake, It is our mistake...

If a SoftWare Developer makes a mistake, It is a "MISTAKE" !!!!!

HOW TO MAKE A MAN & WOMAN HAPPY??

from http://nicejokes.blogspot.com/

To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father

6. A master

7. A chef

8. An electrician

9. A carpenter

10. A plumber

11. A mechanic

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

16. A psychologist

17. A pest exterminator

18. A psychiatrist

19. A healer

20. A good listener

21. An organizer

22. A good father

23. Very clean

24. Sympathetic

25. Athletic

26. Warm

27. Attentive

28. Gallant

29. Intelligent

30. Funny

31. Creative

32. Tender

33. Strong

34. Understanding

35. Tolerant

36. Prudent

37. Ambitious

38. Capable

39. Courageous

40. Determined

41. True

42. Dependable

43. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO :

44. Give her compliments regularly

45. Love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. Not stress her out

49. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:

* Birthdays

* Anniversaries

* Arrangements she makes

&

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Leave him alone

reason why she's worth it

repost from: http://piniaagista.blogspot.com/

Watch and learn dude.. You know, girls are unreadable, they sometimes hide their feeling to avoid worse conditions. and they often lie to you guys. Like when she says she's okay maybe she's just really not, and hoping that you'd come to her and ask her in a sweeter way i don't know. But if you have someone you love sooo much and you think you've been dong her wrong. Maybe this will help. I hope so.

1. she stayed awake to be someone to talk with while you drove along those empty road at 3 A.M

2. remember how she smiled after you yelled at her with bad words? wasn't she still pretty with the tears on her eyes?

3. she made your life worth while, the fight, the tears, and the violence

4. she keeps being nice, no matter how you've been. even when you cheated behind her back..

5. she cleaned your sweat on the forehead. with her own hand when other girls grinned and said "yuck!!!"

6. she always hug you gently, related to the fact that she doens't want to hurt you

7. she made your sister's English speech note. she made your brother's writing homework

8. she always bear the pain you cause, alone. even though you ever said that she'd never be alone

9. she loves you more every after her downpour tears, when you break your promise

10. and she STAYS the same, even you KEEP breaking her heart. isn't that enough?

11. she wants forever, even she have seen how you worked it out, it's like you don't wanna be forever

12. bcs she never forgets to say goodnight and wishing you a ight sleep

13. she puts you first, all she know is that you're worth it. how about you dude? do you put her first?

14. she dresses like what you've told her to. she changed to what you'd like her to become

15. The last, bcs she completely let you in, FOR FREE. without any terms and conditions.

ADDitional:

16. she has been tweeting a lot about you to make you realize

17. she's been trying too hard to be the best for you

18. she treats you motherly. and if you see, she never makes you feel ignored or something worse

19. she keeps telling you the same thing.

20. she's always there to comfort you, even not for every hour in your day. she's open

21. you're always good in her eyes, no matter how bad you are in other people's sight of seeing.

rumus abc gak menyelesaikan semuanya

hey hey long time no post

akhir akhir ini gue udah sibuk sama kerjaan baru gue, sebenernya bukan kerjaan baru, semua anak pasti pernah dapet kerjaan ini. apakah itu? jeng jeng jeng jeeeng.... jeng jeng jeng jeeeng... (backsoundnya sponge bob movie *halah) itu adalah PR!! ya ya ya! PR! alias homework!

kemaren guru gue ngasih PR kira2 12 lembar. sebenernya cuma halamannya aja yang banyak tapi cuman 4 lembar kok PR nya sisanya contoh soal dan teori teori gitu deh haha alhamdulillah banget. butttt lo gak bisa bernafas lega gitu aja, karena itu PR terdiri dari beberapa bagian bagian mematikan. oh yeaaaah! kenapa gue sebut mematikan? mari simak cerita gue

jadi, hari senin itu adalah hari dibagikannya ulangan fisika. dan selasa, itu pelajaran fisika dan matematika. dipelajaran fisika, kita disuruh ngerjain soal ULANG semuanya di kertas folio dan dikumpulkan rabu alias BESOKNYA! WAH GILA KAN! gue sih masih tenang tenang aja yaelah fisika brp soal sih 25 doang kan kelar deeeeh sama gue *belagu banget deh*

dan ternyata, abis itu gue gak bisa seneng seneng, masih ada matematika, pelajaran yang gurunya adalah wali kelas gue sendiri. iyahhh gue udah 3 tahun diajarin sama dia tapi gak pernah gak remed atau dengan kata lain kerjaan gue remed mulu. oke fine gue bego

eh tapi engga! dia membangga banggakan kemampuan gue pas kelas 1 karena gue satu2nya orang yang dapet nilai tertinggi dalam materi logika matematika HAKAKAKAKA betapa senangnya gue pas nama gue disebut sebagai beberapa orang yang mendapat nilai tertinggi di kelas~~~ unyunyu

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jadi ceritanya abis matematika itu, ternyata hampir seluruh kelas, kecuali bbrp orang, remed. fuck yeaaaah remed -_-" terus dia marah2 di kelas gue dan memberikan materi baru dengan muka cemberut. dan dan dan... ujung2nya dia ngasih gue PR, 12 halaman. KYAAAAAAA >,<>

alhasil, pulang sekolah gue langsung salin kerjaanya gravina haha *licik abis itu gue salin di folio. dan gue langsung kerjain matematika. gila, 1 halaman aja ngerjainnya kudu 4 sampe 5 jam. eh lo pikir dikit gila lo ye matriks ngitungnya panjang gelaaa abis itu soalnya ada 7 - 8 gitu a b c d e f g h i gitu. capek tau ngitungnya!

dan selasa malam-pun berakhir, gue tidur dan berniat untuk melanjutkan malam berikutnya, dan malam berikutnya...... CAPEK!!! CAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!! :''''(

sekarang, gue lagi ngerjain PR juga, mungkin lo semua bertanya tanya, "loooh kok malah blogging bukannya ngerjain PR? loooh PR nya gak dikerjain? loooh nanti dimarahin gurunya loh! loooh nanti kelincinya kayang?!" *woh salah ya* -_- ini lah PR gue:

nah ada yang bilang kalo itu bisa dikerjain pake cara abc, ada juga di eliminasi, gue udah coba eliminasi dan yeeeeee!!! yeeeee!!! \:D/.... engga bisa -_-

akhirnya coba pake nomor a, itu bisa pake rumus ABC, pas temen gue bilang "mel pake rumus ABC aja mel" gue langsung mikir, otak jalan, tangan jalan, mata jalan, mulut jalan (loh???) terus gue cari di google soal rumus abc, dan gue.... NEMU! di wikipedia hahaha seneng banget abis itu gue cobain kan. dan nomor 1... BISAAA! terselesaikan dengan baik (H). hati gue langsung berbunga bungan dan langsung memuja muja rumus abc, mengagung agungkan rumus abc dan menjadikan rumus abc permaisuri hati gue, oooh abc, engkau adalah pangeran setiakuuu... penolong disaat matematika itu terasa sulit~~~~

tapi giliran gue coba yang B C D E dst.... gak bisa T.T skrng stuck masih mikir itu cara kerjainnya. haduuuh doakan saya teman teman semoga saya cepat dapet ilham dan dapet wangsit untuk mengerjakan PR saya

amiiin

udah ah wasalam dulu yah *cie wasalam* iyalah gue kan wanita solehah jadi pake salam gitu *cie solehah* -_-" yaudah ya byebye